Our work so far

15/10/2008
Big Bang Mystery Explained. L Hadron Hubbard of the Private Eye scientific staff and Chief Thetan to the CERN project reports: "The mystery of how the Large Hadron Collider broke down only a 200 millionth of a second after it began has been solved according to scientists. 'We now believe that there was what we call a Big Bang and then all the lights went out' said the projects director, Dr Strabismus of Utrecht. 'We eventually tracked down the cause of the problem and discovered a black hole in the fuse box' he continued. 'Apparently, electricians are very hard to find in Switzerland, but we're hoping to get the whole thing going again before the world ends.'"

09/10/2008
Luc Photon has uncovered an old, but in-depth article on the perils awaiting us from these mad physicists... Read and quake in fear!

Thanks Luc.

24/09/2008
So the LHC has been shut down until the spring of 2009. That's something; but the project hasn't been abandoned. It is important that we keep up our "research" and prevent the destruction of our star system or even the universe! Please to continue to support our cause while we "work" to stop this particular madness.

17/09/2008
Toilet Trouble: Tom Radford from Kent wrote, in a letter published in the METRO newspaper on 11/09/2008; "Yesterday they switched on the Large Hadron Collider. At the same moment, I entered the first of three cubicles in the Gents' toilet on the ninth floor of my office. About three minutes later I was both alarmed and surprised to emerge from cubicle three. Consequently I have concluded that they are not being entirely honest with us about the side effects of the so-called 'big experiment'"

Thanks to Paul for spotting this one.

12/09/2008
After 48 hours of feverish coding, whilst fighting the DTs, Sam has finally made the hit counter work... Well done Sam! Have a beer and relax.

Mark has managed to get us access to the LHC web cams which are linked in the news bar. This may be crucial to something or other over the next few weeks... Thanks Mark.

10/09/2008
Our important research has led to several breakthrough discoveries such as how many wackos there are out there with theories just like ours, and just because wine at the corner shop is sold at three for a tenner, it doesn't mean you have to drink all three in one go.

Our black hole theory was actually dreamed-up over 15 years ago in a small pub on the north Norfolk coast while drinking Abbot Ale.

We're still working on several other theories based on cheap red wine and Jameson Irish Whiskey, but our most important project is how to get the fucking hit counter on the front page to work!

The StopTheLHC.info team.