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Ever wondered why there's never been a credible sighting of a space alien?

I'll tell you why. It's because before any of the advanced civilisations out there managed inter-stellar travel they monkeyed around with larger and larger particle accelerators until they made one large enough to create a black hole of critical mass which swallowed their entire solar system in a flash.

That's why sane people don't see space aliens and that's where all the black holes in the universe came from; each one a gravestone for an entire civilisation.

Think on... Boffins at CERN have recently tested the Large Hadron Collider, the largest particle accelerator the world has ever seen... Then they broke it. But if they actually start the high energy collisions, they want to see the elusive Higgs boson particle but they could generate black holes, strangelets or supersymmetric particles.

Or what about if it generates a wormhole in space pulling us through to a parallel universe where everything's just plain wrong?.. Like everything's backwards... I don't want to go to a pub to vomit beer into a glass or sit on a lavatory to have a turd fired up my arse!

That's why we have to stop this particle-smashing madness. All you need to do is donate some money to the StopTheLHC.info "research" fund to quench our collective thirst while we half-heartedly pretend to do something about it... We'll probably just get drunk and do fuck-all, but at least we tried to make a diffference.

The StopTheLHC.info team.

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