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Latest news
CERN LHC project status:
Functional
LHC Webcams
View the latest experiments as they happen... Apparently.
Live status updates.
Scientists at CERN prepare to power up The Large Hadron Collider
The countdown to the world's largest laboratory experiment has begun
after tests showed an enormous particle smasher is now fully
functional.
Big Bang Mystery Explained
L Hadron Hubbard of the Private Eye scientific staff and Chief
Thetan to the CERN project reports: "The mystery of how the Large
Hadron Collider broke down only a 200 millionth of a second after it
began has been solved according to scientists..."
Toilet Trouble
In a letter to the METRO Newspaper, Tom Radford from Kent reports a
strange occurrence at his place of work...
A lawsuit has been filed in Hawaii in an attempt to hold up the start of operations by the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) atom-smasher on the French-Swiss border.